life with DDD titties

Okay if this doesn’t get a million reblogs I can’t see how Tumblr can be useful.

unicorn-rains:

See the tear in the dog’s eye.. yeah I know some people will see this and just scroll over but do you think it’s worthwhile just filling your tumblr with stuff that has no point rather then making people aware of their acts It only takes a button press :( 

dogs can’t cry

my boyfriend: “while i was in the shower i found out something cool”

followed by “i can shove my nuts up into my stomach. it makes a little lump up there and everything”